unmatespritship:

going to underline something in pen and accidentally crossing it out

image

(via fiction-makes-miso-sad)

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

(via fiction-makes-miso-sad)

backseatgaytorade:

beach hair actually looks nappy as shit

backseatgaytorade:

beach hair actually looks nappy as shit

(via paxamdoys)

basedpidgeot:

*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life

(via starlesseyes)

kthefemalescreamer:

Are you guys sick of my face yet?

kthefemalescreamer:

Are you guys sick of my face yet?

emo-dads:

an emo dog dad hits the board for the lord

emo-dads:

an emo dog dad hits the board for the lord

(via maygerardneverstopyou)

officialalltimelow:

Dyed my hair back to all dark because I was sick of the highlights.

officialalltimelow:

Dyed my hair back to all dark because I was sick of the highlights.

whydontyoupiercemyveil:

Walking around my house in a tiara. All hail Queen Elizabeth.

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via lockermeat)

(via catherh)

chompyface:

i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future

(via araggedyangel)

cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

(via araggedyangel)